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April 5, 2010

Stop double-fisting

Dear falling-down drunk woman at the bar where I had my language class today,

Stop double-fisting. It's bad for the baby, which probably already has fetal alcohol syndrome, anyway. Talk to me when can put a coherent sentence together. Until then, lay down the bottles. You need help.

Concerned,
Lukas

1 comment:

  1. Language class at bar: interesting idea, but evidently needs some refinement.

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